Palm Wine Joint



I came back from the gym very fatigued. I just started working out so my body is not used to the pain yet. I’m able to write a new post but I did the next best thing, answer question. Since we are in the early days of our friendship, this will help you know me and may be bring us closer.

  1. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without a shower? I attended an all-boy senior high school on the very cold Kwahu Ridge so may be two weeks. Some people went months.
  2. What’s your grossest personal habit? I don’t know. I’m yet to do my personal “how gross am I?” Olympics
  3. What’s the one thing you wish you could unsee? I saw a mad man who had painted his eye lids with his mucus. My skin still cringes from even thinking about it.
  4. If you could be reincarnated as someone else, who would you want to be? Someone with a vagina and a big boobs strictly for negotiation purposes.
  5. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for a day, what’s the first thing you’d do? Play with myself
  6. If you had to date one of your teachers, who would it be? My Chemistry teacher in St. Peter’s. Her nickname was Cowbell. In case you don’t know, the tagline of Cowbell is, “Our milk”.
  7. What would you do if you ran out of toilet paper in a public bathroom just after taking a big poop? Wipe with my handkerchief if I had one.
  8. If you could write your own law that everyone had to follow, what would it be? I’m a law student, I’ve to take a rain check on this.
  9. If you could do anything without getting caught, what would it be? I do break a few laws and never get caught but I won’t snitch on myself.
  10. When is the last time you lied to a friend to get out of doing something? May be a second ago. I do that all the time.
  11. What would you say if you had to pretend to like a present? Find something nice about the present and talk about me.
  12. How many people have you kissed? Any number I will say will be a lie so I rather not.
  13. What’s your biggest turn-on? A girl undressing. Not undressed oh, undressing.
  14. If you could date anyone, living or dead, who would it be? Amber Rose
  15. Would you date two people simultaneously if you could get away with it? Ermmm, I’m an African, polygamy is allowed here.
  16. Have you ever sent someone a nude selfie and if so who? I don’t think so.
  17. Have you ever received a nude selfie and if so who was it from? Yes, but can’t say who
  18. Have you ever gotten mad at a friend for posting an unflattering photo of you? No
  19. Who’s the last person you cyberstalked? There is this girl on Instagram…
  20. What is the most attractive feature on the human body? Lips
  21. What does “wife / husband material” mean to you? My answer to this question is Rae Sremmond’s No Type because I ain’t got no type.


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